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Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Hillary's Hallucinations...
Posted by: Kevin McCullough at 5:27 PM
Hillary Clinton speaks as her husband Bill Clinton watches
sore loser

Think about something for a moment. Dr. Jeremiah Wright RE-APPEARS, says even more darn loony things than he did before. Obama gets a whole week of horrid press out of the deal and even more questions get raised about Ayers, Rezko, etc.

Consider that polls showed Hillary surging during that time in North Carolina (where believe it or not she did take the lead briefly) AND in Indiana.

Consider that 25% of GOP voters in Indiana did NOT vote for their nominee - which means the power of Rush Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos" was in full effect HELPING Hillary...

Consider that she challenged, cajoled, and egged on the Obama campaign on anything she could think of...

Consider that she won Indiana by barely 18,000 votes in a state where roughly 1.2 million votes were cast...

Consider that for the THIRD time in the election cycle she had to borrow money today ($6 million) to keep her campaign moving ahead... and Obama raised another $40 million or so from donors in the last month...

Consider that Obama has landed Super-delegates at the rate of 5 to 1 since Super Tuesday...

Now consider that within the last hour Hillary still insisted that she was the "stronger candidate" to face John McCain...

Considering all of that - I have come to the conclusive belief...

That Hillary Clinton and Paula Abdul must frequent the same crack dealer!





Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Cracky Crack-head (Paula Abdul) moves lips, sound comes out... adds to mystery
Posted by: Kevin McCullough at 5:56 PM

Got Blurry?

Ok... now you can hear it... but I have to warn you, her explanation makes less sense than she did last night...





Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Hi, I'm Cracky Cracklin' Crackhead, but you can call me Paula Abdul...
Posted by: Kevin McCullough at 5:55 PM


hearing things...

I know it's gotten to be a weekly occurrence in the McCullough house that we notice at least one or two strange things about Paula Abdul. They range from such subtleties as not being able to link more than three coherent words in any string of audible expression to what we think was on a couple of occasions putting her underwear on the outside of her clothes...

It is NOT an uncommon Tuesday night phenomenon for one of us to try to beat the other one in asking, "What is Paula's problem?" I think the minimum it took us one week was roughly 8 secs into the live show.

But nothing...

Absolutely nothing...has ever been comparable to...well...oh man...

Paula has never unpacked the box of crazy like what Cracky Cracklin' Crackhead pulled out last night. You can watch the slow motion head on collision into a brick wall below...




Tags: Idol America abdul paula



Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Concerning Paula Abdul...updated with additional thoughts...
Posted by: Kevin McCullough at 3:28 PM
Someone please explain to me how a woman who got a gig as a judge of a singing contest/talent show did so - given the fact that the bulk of her recording career encapsulated songs at which she sang at most 5 total notes?

UPDATE: See comments below...


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