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Thursday, September 14, 2006
James J. Kilpatrick :: Townhall.com Columnist
Flaunting the First Amendment
by James J. Kilpatrick
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WASHINGTON -- A long time ago, in a place far away, a free-spirited schoolboy attempted to exercise his rights of free speech. Informed that he had none, and rudely rebuffed for his effort, the impetuous lad grew up to become a newspaperman.

Four years ago, in a different place far away, another smart-aleck also stood upon his First Amendment rights. He had better luck, and now he's in the U.S. Supreme Court, ready to defend his glorious victory against a formidable foe.

As you will have surmised, I myself was the fearless 14-year-old of 1934. Yes! Jack Kilpatrick, boy editor! He was editor of the Chief Justice, the sometime student newspaper at Taft Junior High School in Oklahoma City. I will return to his travails.

First we must attend to the fate visited upon another teenager, Joseph Frederick, in Juneau, Alaska, in January 2002. That was when the Olympic torch was being carried o'er distant lands to its final resting place beside the wine-dark sea. That was also when this courageous youth attempted, heroically, to raise a 20-foot banner with a curious text. The pennant read, mystically, cryptically, enigmatically:

BONG HITS 4 JESUS

What could it mean? Elderly spectators were in wonder. Principal Deborah Morse knew full well. In the curious argot of the underworld, it was a salute to marijuana. Yes! A celebration of pot! Of hashish! Cannabis! Young people are known to get a bhang out of it. The banner would lead the children of Juneau down a primrose path to degradation. Ms. Morse rushed across the street and snatched the evil banner from his hands. Then she trampled it underfoot!

The scene became unseemly. She ordered Joseph to her office. In defiance, he refused to come. She suspended him for five days. When he quoted Thomas Jefferson on free speech, Ms. Morse made it 10 days: He had violated her code of acceptable behavior. He appealed to Superintendent Gary Bader. No luck there. The school board also ruled that principals must be upheld.

Thwarted at every turn, young Frederick sued for money damages and a summary judgment that his rights of free speech had been invaded. U.S. District Judge John W. Sedwick sided with the principal. The wounded youth appealed. A three-judge panel of the 9th Circuit, speaking through Judge Andrew J. Kleinfeld, emphatically reversed and sent the case back for trial. From that order Ms. Morse and the Juneau board have appealed to the Supremes. We will know next month, when the high court opens its October term, if the drama will resume. Continued...

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James J. Kilpatrick has been reporter, editor, columnist, commentator, and briefly an adjunct professor of journalism.

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Subject: Grammar correction
Mr. Kilpatrick:

Because you spent so much time and so many columns preaching to everyone about the proper use of the English language, and roundly criticizing those who (in your opinion) do not use it propery, rather than focussing on the political topics of the day, I have appointed myself YOUR proofreader. It is my mission to point out every single error in every single column of yours. Maybe then you'll leave everyone else the heck alone. Today's error, quoted from your column:

"Ms. Morse, needlessly throwing her weight around, forgot the rule that instructs grown-ups not to take themselves too da_mn seriously."

"[D]amn" (if the censors will let me get away with saying it) is a verb, and thus makes no sense in the context. Most people with a brain would have used the word "damned". Though normally an adjective, "damned" is also used as an adverb, making it appropriate for modification of another adverb.

Hoisted on your own petty little nitpicky petard again!

(Oh, one more thing. How come the columnists can get away with saying it and we can't?)

Regards,
Trevor

Kilpatrick = public school ignorant
Please look up the word "flaunt."

To quote Inigo Montoya: "I am not sure it means what you think it means."

Perhaps you meant "Flouting the First Amendment."

Most columnists have a dictionary on the bookshelf behind their desk.

Use it.
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