COLUMBIA, S.C. -- In 2003, when Howard Dean named ``guns, God and gays'' as Southern obsessions and said he wanted to work for the white guys with Confederate flag stickers on their pickup trucks, Sen. Joe Biden must have seen Jesus.

Now he's gone one better. To the litany of political pandering, Biden has added a new invocation: slavery. As in, ``Hey! I'm from a slave state, too!''

Those weren't his precise words, but Biden, who has announced a run for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination, has been working hard lately to liberate his inner bubba, twice mentioning that his home state of Delaware was once a slave state.

Biden is but the most recent in a long line of pretenders to grits, but he may be the first to invoke slavery for political points.

His first reference came during an interview last summer with Chris Wallace on ``Fox News Sunday.'' Wallace asked Biden how a ``Northeastern liberal'' could compete in conservative Southern states against someone like former Virginia Gov. Mark Warner -- at the time a possible contender.

Biden replied: ``My state was a slave state. My state is a border state. My state has the eighth-largest black population in the country.'' Well, yee-haw!

'Course ever'body knows, Southerners start their days with a bucket o' grits, a gay-bashin' blessin' and a few bars of ``Ol' times they ain't fergottin.'' That is, right after they've rinsed the soot from their party sheets and sprayed a few stray cats with some lead 6-shot.

Well, maybe five or six do. And they're all apparently employed by some central casting group that rounds up ``typical Southerners'' whenever TV crews venture outside the Beltway for man-on-the-street interviews out yonder. Otherwise, the Hollywood version of a Southerner is as rare as possom tartare.

Biden's second testimonial as a born-again Southerner came last week while he was visiting South Carolina. Speaking before Columbia's mostly Republican Rotary Club, Biden reminded his audience of his slave-state heritage and hinted that Delaware's alliance with the North was merely an accident of geography.

Delaware was a ``slave state that fought beside the North,'' he said. ``That's only because we couldn't figure out how to get to the South. There were a couple of states in the way.''

During the same speech, Biden made humorous note of the club's plan to have its annual Christmas party at the state Department of Archives and History, where members could view the original copy of the Articles of Secession.

``Where else could I go to a Rotary Club where (for a) Christmas party the highlight is looking at the Articles?''

Indeed. Giving Biden the benefit of the doubt, one could legitimately wonder, where else? Continued...