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Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Kathleen Parker :: Townhall.com Columnist
Tea For Two
by Kathleen Parker
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WASHINGTON -- Holiday Inn Express' commercials show Average Joe about to perform a job requiring training and skill when Joe confesses that he's not really qualified, "but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Translation: He may not know much, but he's that smart.

Barack Obama must have been taking notes. He may not have much foreign policy experience per se, but hey, he's traveled to visit his grandmother who lives in a tiny hut in Africa.

So Americans are thinking: Yes, this makes perfect sense -- especially if you squint your eyes really, really hard and hum "The Star-Spangled Banner" backward.

The hut came up as Obama was addressing the "experience" question that has dogged his presidential campaign, contrasting his get-down bona fides with those of a certain former first lady whose claim to experience in foreign matters also corresponds primarily to travel.

Hillary Clinton may have met dignitaries in her ceremonial role as first lady, Obama implies, but does she have a handle on real people?

"It's that experience, that understanding, not just of what world leaders I went and talked to in the ambassador's house I had tea with, but understanding the lives of the people like my grandmother who lives in a tiny hut in Africa," said Obama.

Poor grandma. Here she gave Obama good enough genes to get him through Harvard and a seat in the U.S. Senate, and still she's grilling wildebeest over a dung fire in the proverbial tiny hut? Tch, these kids today.

Later, when Benazir Bhutto was assassinated, Obama adviser David Axelrod suggested that Clinton's vote on the Iraq War was connected to Bhutto's murder. Translation: Experience isn't all it's cracked up to be. Axelrod's explanation was that if not for the war (which Clinton supported, in case you missed that), the U.S. would have been more focused on Afghanistan and al-Qaeda and, therefore, lalalalalalalala.

Sunday on "Meet the Press," Obama said he was not trying to draw a causal relationship between any single vote and Bhutto, but "if we are going to take seriously the problem of Islamic terrorism, and the stability of Pakistan, then we have to look at it in a wider context. What we do in Iraq matters."

Terrible as it was, the timing of Bhutto's death just a few days before Iowans caucus reminded campaign-jaded Americans that this presidential election isn't about hair-poofing, cross-dressing or floating crosses, entertaining as those digressions have been. Until further notice, it's primarily about terror -- and what happens "over there" imposes harsh realities over here. Continued...

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Subject: watercloset
if the libs/dims are so concerned about how this country is run don't cry about who becomes president when your party runs two equally stupid candidates. Alldull has proven he is totally one dimensial with his globull warming histeria and a similiar inability to communicate. Less you forget alldull lectures in a monotone. And equally empty headed heinz/kerry with a dismal senate record of little legislative accomplishmnet, one of the highest absentee records and a life build around pursuing wealthy women to lift him out of middle class. And now three socialist clones are being portrayed as future saviors of thisd country with the only difference is that one has pretty hair, one is black and one might be a woman. Butr not an iota of difference between the three for running the country. Less you forget the incompetant leadership of pelosi and reid has a congress showing up for it's paycheck but not working to earn it

How?
How did Bush, who can barely speak the English language, much less think beyond a few easy words, and a man that went awol, ever get to sit in the oval office and be the leader of the greatest military (not economic, not anymore) power in the world? Think about that one. And now think of how stuck we are in Iraq (a nation that did not attack us) for the next dozen years, with all the Abu Gharibs behind us while China (a communist nation by the way:) takes over as the world's economic leader. It says something about us as a nation.
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