It’s been awhile since I published some of my favorite hate mails in a column - although I’ve been archiving them regularly on my website (www.DrAdams.org). I’m releasing this set of liberal love letters before I begin my national “How to Win Friends and Irritate Feminists” speaking tour, which starts October 26th at The University of Minnesota - Morris.

By the time I reach The University of Massachusetts – Amherst on November 15th, one of these nut jobs may just strap a bomb to his firstborn and deliver me to that great hunting lodge in the sky. So my fellow conservatives, please, put down your handguns, light up a cigar, and above all else, enjoy the reading!

From: "O.N. Cherenkova" <cherenkova79@hotmail.com>
To: adams_mike@hotmail.com
Subject: Rare as the "Feminist Orgasm" ??

Feminists are experts on orgasm. Enjoy it immensely. It's hardly "rare".

It's just that they don't need a "man" like you to achieve it. There are far more efficient and pleasurable ways.

You are useless.

Hi O.N! I really don't appreciate your characterization of me as useless. Given that many feminists are now saying that a woman can't be whole until she's had her first abortion, you need someone to get you pregnant, don't you? A vibrator can't do everything. And, by the way, what does O.N. stand for? Does it mean “Orgasma Nazi”?

Mike S. Adams

Dear Mr. Adams, I read your article in NC Conservative regarding "gay rights". I was interested to note your argument that both you and a gay man have an equal right to marry a woman. What is interesting is that the same argument was used by Virginia in the Loving case to defend bans on interracial marriage, on the grounds that both white and black men had an equal right to marry women of their own race. Does it not bother you to use an argument that was used to justify racial bigotry?

In a separate email, I am sending you a link to an essay at the Ludwig von Mises Institute (a Libertarian economics think tank) critiquing the Fair Tax. I think that you would find it informative.

By the way, I am a UNCW alumnus, class of '86.

Chris

Dear Chris,

Gender is relevant to the definition of marriage. Race is not. Hence, the court was racist to interject race where it was not relevant. You, too, are guilty of interjecting race where it is not relevant. You, too, are a racist. Any other questions?

Mike S. Adams

From: tstratton@copper.net
To: adams_mike@hotmail.com
Subject: Townhall.com Columnist Mail for Mike S. Adams: Re: My Conversion to Radical Islam

dear sir,

you are lost in your judgement,your theology, and behavior as a man and an American, I can only have pity on you. remember what a man sows......he will also reap......and that is the truth.

T. Stratton

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your jockey strap.

Dr. Abdul Muhammad Adams

Try as you might, you will never measure up to Ann Coulter. She's much more clever, much better looking, and far more intelligent. Sorry, Mike, 'ol boy.

Oh, and you'll also never be President. Poor you. :(

Transgendered Tony

I agree wholeheartedly, Tony. I could never be Ann Coulter without having my genitalia removed. But it may help my chances of winning California in 2008.

Mike

p.s. I wish we would have met earlier. I could have saved you money on your operation - the parts, if not the labor.

Mr. Adams: You're [sic] columns are among the most insensitive I have ever read. George Will and other true conservatives must be embarrased [sic] by your rants. Have you given no thought to the needs os [sic] the many young boys who are experiencing gender identity crises?

Lauren

Hi Lauren. I agree with you that young boys experiencing gender identity confusion have special needs. I have given the matter considerable thought. I think a young boy who thinks he's a girl needs a serious ass whipping. Parents who hear a child whining that he feels like a girl trapped in a boy's body should attend to his needs by whipping his ass immediately.

As you can see, Lauren, I've given serious thought to this matter. Is there any other subject about which you wish to survey my thoughts or feelings?

Mike Adams

You are a bigot! Why didm'n't [sic] you have posters of hetero's [sic] with multiple partners?

Rick

Hi Rick. I didn't have those posters because the office of campus diversity doesn't fund them. That's because heterosexuals don't ask them to.

That's how we're different. Get it?

Mike

You mean THE University pays for homo sex but not hetero sex? You are a liar! Yet another southern idiot!

Of course, it's those damn homos again. They're ruining America.

Oh, no, its really the so-called Christian right that is ruining this country.

Ask anybody on the street. Anybody except in the "ignorant south" where they lack any intelligence.

Where was the Ipod invented? Certainly not North Carolina!

Those southern Christian states contribute nothing to our country except racism and bigotry.

Rick