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Monday, October 30, 2006
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Way down south in Delaware?
by Paul Greenberg
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Dear Ex-Delawarean,

It was wholly a pleasure to receive your lesson in the Southernness of the great (if small) State of Delaware. And I confess to having had a little fun - okay, a lot of fun - at Joe Biden's expense when he described his state as Southern.

Senator Biden's geography may have been be a bit off, but I've got to admit his timing was impeccable. The first Southern presidential primaries will soon be upon us.

I am indebted to you, as a former resident of Delaware, for letting me in on Delaware's Southern character. I know you're not just whistling Dixie, but the whole idea doesn't sound quite right: Way down South in Delaware?

Of course, geography can be misleading. Florida, for example, may be just about the southernmost of the states, but that scarcely makes it the most Southern.

Senator Biden points out that Delaware was a slave state in antebellum times, but being a slave state doesn't equate with being a Southern state. Else, other border states - like Missouri, Kentucky, Maryland, and even West Virginia - would have been unequivocally rather than only peripherally Southern during The War.

"Today's Delawareans," you claim, "are still quite bigoted and racist and quite supportive of the Ku Klux Klan." As if this made them Southern rather than just hateful. But I can see why, holding such an impression of the state, you chose to leave.

Even if your unflattering description of Delaware were accurate, a compendium of all-too-Southern sins scarcely makes a state Southern, any more than having a caste system makes India an extension of Dixie.

We live in a time when being Southern has become the fashion. Every family now seems to boast a Southerner in the woodpile - much like half of Arkansas claiming to be Cherokee. It's quite the thing. And now Delaware turns out to be a Southern state. To quote a line from "Southland in the Springtime" by the Indigo Girls, "When God made me born a Yankee he was teasin'Š."

I have no doubt that many Delawareans think of themselves as Southern, and probably make a lot bigger deal of it than folks in the heart of Dixie. That kind of self-consciousness is a common phenomenon on the periphery of any ethnic culture. Or in its diaspora. Is anyone more aware of being Southern than the Southerner transplanted to, say, New York?

See the late Willie Morris' "North Toward Home," which I've always thought his best book, maybe because I first read it in my little editorial writer's cubicle when I was at the Chicago Daily News. I disturbed everybody else in the office by laughing out loud at his stories of a displaced Southern boy in Manhattan. And I certainly shared his homesickness.

To quote Lord Acton (and why not - everybody else does, and it gives a mere newspaper column a certain faux-scholarliness), exile is the nursery of nationalism. I have no doubt that there are Delawareans who are much more Southern than the general run of Southerners, just as some of the most fervent Zionists I've ever met are American Jews who prefer to practice their ideology at a safe remove. See George Orwell's "Notes on Nationalism" for other such examples. (Or his essay on almost any subject for that matter. He's a master of clear prose-and clear thinking. But I repeat myself. Writing is thinking.) Continued...

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Subject: How Quickly (Conveniently) They Forget..
Ah, yes: The SOUTH is the hotbed of racism, bigotry, and prejudice in the eyes of those who don't know anything about it, but who only know that it's comfortable to be smug in their disdain for it.

How quickly those from up 'bove the Mason-Dixon line forget names like "The Legion of White Decency" and other Nor'eastern carbon-copies of the KKK. How quickly they pass over the reputation of the largest city in the old South (Atlanta) as "the city too busy to hate" at a time when race-riots were...where? Ah, yes: New York, Massacheusetts, New Jersey....

How conveniently they live in neighborhoods which far exceed, in sheer voluntary racial segregation, their rather more comfortably-mixed counterparts in the South, where the inner cities are increasingly the realm of Hispanics and South Asians, and 4 of 5 African Americans live...where? The suburbs and rural districts, next-door to the whites.

Oh, and then there's that old thermometer of uncomfortable racial neighbors: The fact that they used to go to separate churches. What's that you say? In the North, they still attend separate churches? How odd. In the South, increasingly, the most successful and high-membership churches are the "non-denominational" megachurches, where black and white sing side-by-side. (Though I'll grant the former often have to help the latter figure out how to clap on the 2 and 4.)

Of course, you can find bigots and haters in the South -- relatively easily among both blacks and whites, if you're willing to scry the ranks of the poor and ignorant who're entirely devoid of political power or social influence. And naturally you can find the same in the North.

But the character of them in the North, I daresay, is a little different. The middle-class Southern white, I find, can't help reflexively making apologies for the bigotry of his grandfather, or dismissing it as a product of the times, at the least provocation. Such is his need to dissociate himself from the slaveowning history of his forebears -- or, more likely, his forebears' contemporaries.

The middle-class white Northerner doesn't so keenly feel a need to dodge past association, and therefore comfortably indulges in racially-insensitive humor (if he's of a more lowbrow set), or avoids with distaste the society different-raced neighbors (if he has a bit more class), or (if he's upper-middle-class) merely takes a paternalistic attitude toward the black men he doesn't know and looks past on every street: He feels his White Man's Burden of Enacting Social Justice, easily enough, but he sure-as-hell wouldn't willingly share an apartment building with one! That brings down the property values, don't-you-know!

As a person who's lived in both places, and seen the good and bad in both, I prefer the South. For me, and my sometime "mixed" family. At least there, the local politicians haven't chased or regulated away all the economic opportunities!

But I'd like to add an encouraging note:

Bigotry in the U.S. is a dissipating fog, wherever you look. As more of us intermarry, our skins become less pallid on one extreme, and less ebon on another. It becomes exponentially more difficult for both the black race-warlords and the skinhead punks to figure out whom to despise. May their confusion only increase. (I still can't figure out what "race" Harold Ford is supposed to be. Mix of Polynesian and Armenian, perhaps?)

Myself, I enjoy the variations of skin and think it rather an exuberant kaleidoscope...but if a homogenized skin tone is the only way to acheive a society where no one is judged by the tone of his skin (because it's a practical impossibility, them all being the same) then, hey, it's worth it: Bring on the multi-colored marriages and the coffee-with-cream-colored kids!

In the meantime, it's worth noting that the remaining bigots mostly occupy themselves hurling Oreos at Maryland Senatorial Candidates. (I guess Maryland is SORTA Southern.) May they, and their white-sheeted attitudes, follow Nazis and Communists into the dustbin of history.

Delaware
Hate to disagree, but Delaware IS a southern state. It's south of the Mason-Dixon line, which makes it southern.
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