In memory of Walter M. Miller Jr., author of the science-fiction classic, "A Canticle for Leibowitz."
Brother Erasmus might never have found the Lost Gospel had it not been for
the pilgrim with girded loins who'd approached him in the wilderness. The
monk was well into his fast in honor of the blessed St. Lysenko when his
peace was disturbed.
Never before had Brother Erasmus actually seen a pilgrim with girded loins,
but this one had to be the bona fide article. You could see him, and soon
enough smell him, hobbling across the still slightly radioactive wasteland.
And what an unsettling apparition he was: a spindly old fellow with a staff,
basket hat, brushy beard, and a waterskin slung over one shoulder.
The old boy wasn't armed, so he couldn't be one of the highwaymen who
covered the countryside. And he had only one head, which ruled out his being
one of the mutants that roamed at night. He must be one of the few if any
religious left.
Imagine that. Erasmus had assumed that all the Old Believers had been hunted
down by the survivors of the Last World War. The massacres had begun during
the Great Secularization, when people had realized how the old, divisive
ideas had caused the final cataclysm. Most of the religious had been burned
at the stake, along with the books that had spread their dangerous ideas.
That should have been the end of their baneful influence. But here was one
more false prophet.
The Darwinian order to which Brother Erasmus belonged taught only pure science at abbeys like his own, and no one was allowed to question it, lest the Dark Ages return. Those certified to teach the young were not allowed to question Darwin's revelation, and certainly not present alternate theories. That way lay division and dissent and, inevitably, fiery chaos.
People had forgotten the old superstitions, yet here came this remaining fanatic out of a distant past. Now he was shouting something in a long forgotten tongue: Ego te absolvo! The phrase had something to do with forgiveness, as best Erasmus could remember from Archaic Studies 101.
Forgive this, Erasmus thought as he reached for his trusty bow. The old man was not more than 20 yards away when the arrow hit him squarely between the eyes. Call it natural selection.
The pilgrim was breathing his last by the time Erasmus reached him and began
to go through his belongings. There was nothing much there. Then he noticed
the little book he would eventually come to think of as the Lost Gospel. It
was entitled "Recapitulation and Conclusion," and it was the strangest thing
he'd ever read, at least in Old English. It was written as if it were the
last chapter of "The Origin of Species" itself, mocking the style of Darwin
Our Deliverer, blessed be his name.
Brother Erasmus knew he should have burned the forgery then and there, but
even the best of us are sore beset by temptation. He began to read: "I see
no good reason why the views given in this volume should shock the religious
feelings of any one."
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