Years ago I used to make a point of visiting a little shop that specialized
in repairing small electrical appliances. It was located on Main Street in a
small Southern town, and was run - well, tended - by two elderly sisters who
could have stepped out of a short story by Eudora Welty or Flannery
O'Connor. It was that kind of town: a Southern Gothic place full of types
and anecdotes you seldom find any more, even in these storied latitudes.
The repair shop was crammed from floor to ceiling with assorted radios,
clocks, electric irons and other gadgets in various states of disrepair. The
place could have served as a museum of mid-20th century household
appliances, some of which were so old their purpose wasn't easy to recall.
Needing an excuse to visit the shop, I might bring in some antiquated
appliance to be fixed, not sure whether I would ever see it again - for
things had a way of disappearing among all the shop's mechanical, electrical
or just hand-powered detritus. It was as if they melted into another
dimension, namely the past. But that scarcely mattered. If the ladies
couldn't locate your radio or clock or record player (younger readers will
need that last item defined), they'd give you somebody else's. You usually
came out with something better than whatever you'd brought in, which only
added to the satisfactions of the visit.
The little shop wasn't exactly a model of efficiency, but whatever it lacked
in speed or organization, it more than made up for in charm. In those
cramped precincts, time slowed to a leisurely pace, and the South I'd known
as a child still lived and loitered.
My favorite moment in the shop - there were many to choose from - came one
day in what must have been some time in 1980s, known as the Roaring Eighties
elsewhere in the country. I'd dropped by to pick up some useless artifact
I'd left there months before. While waiting for it not to be found, I picked
up an old electric iron on one of the crowded tables, blew off the dust, and
looked at the long since faded tag that someone had conscientiously affixed
to the cracked handle. All it said was: RUSH!
All of which is by way of long introduction to my own version of that old
shop, which consists of a carton of newspaper clippings over in the corner
of the office full of yellowing items I've been meaning to comment on for
some time but never got around to. Every one of them could have been marked
RUSH!
As another year hurtles to its close, conscience compelled me to pick out
one clipping in particular, an obituary, for something more than an
editorial lick-and-a-promise.
It's hard to believe I've never got around to paying my last respects in
this column to the late great Henry Hyde on his passing earlier this year -
a congressman whose ballast and bulk, stentorian voice and rhetorical
flourishes, and general pomp and circumstance made him almost a caricature
of the kind of politico who once dominated Congress.
Henry Hyde's fustian manner is very much out of style now - as it was even
during his heyday. In some ways he might have stepped out of an "Illustrated
History of Late 19th Century American Political Leaders." One almost expects
to find his portrait alongside those of forgotten but once powerful figures
like James G. Blaine and Roscoe Conkling.
By the time of his death at 83, Henry Hyde had long been something of a
curio. He was a man out of his time in many ways, which may have been just
what made him great. He was a living antique. For on the critical issues of
his day and ours, The Honorable Henry Hyde proved honorable indeed,
unwavering in his devotion to principles that have grown decidedly
unfashionable. He stood very much apart from his more sophisticated,
flexible, blow-dried contemporaries - the smooth Mitt Romneys of an earlier
time. Trimmers and triangulators all, they knew how to shift with the wind.
Why pick a side before it was clear which would be the popular one? They
were Clintonesque even before Bill Clinton.
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