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Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Tony Blankley :: Townhall.com Columnist
Three-Party Presidential Freak Show
by Tony Blankley
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I've got to give it to New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg -- he does not suffer from low self-esteem. But then, as he owns a 68 percent share of the $20-30 billion, privately held, self-named Bloomberg L.P. firm, that yields over a billion dollars of after-tax yearly income personally to him, why should he?

In the full flush of his flushness, the mayor of Gotham has announced that he probably will run as an Independent for president of the United States -- and is prepared to spend $1 billion on the project. In fact, according to the reporting of Ralph Hallow in the Washington Times, Bloomberg has already put the quicksilver billion aside -- so there will be no need for any last-minute checking for coins under his Venetian silk settee cushions.

He is a former Democrat who switched to Republican for his virginal entry into elective politics (his successful 2001 mayoral run) because he couldn't get the Democratic Party nomination. He is routinely characterized as a social liberal who is fiscally tight with a buck (no surprise there, he didn't get rich throwing away money). New Yorkers judge him to be an excellent manager of the city's affairs.

People like me see in him a nosy, hectoring, busybody, anti-smoking, anti-trans fat, social engineering, lifestyle blue-nosing, freedom-crushing, nanny-state enthusiast. He thinks he knows what is best for all of us (except our need for rugged-individualist freedom). But he means well. And with his means, he may do well.

After all, the $1 billion is just his ante. If he feels like it, he could double or triple down. By next November he could spend more -- by some magnitudes -- than both the Republican and Democratic candidates for president, the two parties' campaign committees, all the special interests (who measure their fund raising and spending success in the few millions), and, in fact, every candidate for Congress and the Senate. In other words he could spend, out of his own checking account, more than the rest of the nation in its entirety spends on the entire 2008 national election cycle: Unless George Soros gets jealous.

While money can't buy love (or so I am told), it surely can buy attention. And in the freak show that the 2008 presidential election is shaping up as, who is to say which freak will end up first in show?

Consider the line up. In the Democratic Party race, the current leader and likely nominee, Hillary Milhous Clinton is, by prior and now private inclination, an anti-military radical feminist Euro-Socialist come Trotskyite who is masquerading as a pro-military, free market, religious centrist. Continued...

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Tony Blankley served as press secretary to then Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich. He is the author of The West's Last Chance: Will We Win the Clash of Civilizations? .
 
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Subject: President Mike
Was Tony Blankley drinking when he wrote this column? He's usually a lot more coherent. How can Hillary be Nixonian and a closet Trotskyite at the same time?

Bloomberg is the only Republican I ever voted for. In New York, everybody is afraid the mayor is going to favor somebody else - a black mayor will favor blacks, a Latino mayor will favor the Latinos, an Italian mayor the Italians, a Jewish mayor the Jews. Bloomberg is so rich, he thinks people making seven figures are penniless vagabonds, so he doesn't favor anybody. Which means he's everybody's mayor, everybody likes him even when he does things people don't like. It's called unbiased leadership, and in New York, it lead to historic re-election numbers. He's the most serious man in the world, but people still think of him as a jet-setting multi-billionaire playboy who wants to 'give something back'. He makes me so mad sometimes, but I still love the guy.

Runoffs needed
"...he didn't get rich throwing away money"

He didn't get rich by saving it either. He got rich by hitting the big score.

The fact is, a third candidate can distort a two-way race enough to throw the Presidency to the second favorite. It would be easy enough to manipulate the system that anybody with money can tank one side or the other by spending money and taking the positions opposite to your true disposition. Win 6% of one side, and you've swung an election.

A two-person runoff is the only way to prevent that kind of manipulation.
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