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Sunday, March 09, 2008
I Have a Dream: No More Women Abused, Raped, or Murdered
By Doug Giles
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I’d like to see a nationwide tsunami of ladies equipped to the teeth with the physical prowess and the firearm capability to kill any and all would-be murderers and rapists should such a creeps ever accost them.

I have a dream!

A dream where girls walk in utter confidence amongst the masturbatory me-monkeys that surround them. A dream where women have solid assurance that they can and will serve some ham-fisted tool his own scrotum if need be.

I have a dream!

A dream where instead of reading about a cute college coed left dead and naked out in a vacant lot or bloated and floating in a river, the story reads, “dead jack ass found double-tapped and dead on the curb as his soul wings its way to hell, all because he messed with the wrong mama.”

A dream where it’s normal for girls to know Jui Jitsu and mixed martial arts. A dream where they can shoot golf ball sized groups with their .38 at 15ft. A dream where they have a BS detector that’s so sensitive they can read people and environments with godlike clarity within a nanosecond.

I have a dream!

A dream where the Johan van der Sloots and all the other Bobbie Cutts-like splooge brained droogies in the midst of us live forever in fear. A dream where parents will raise their daughters to be sweet and deadly dames.

I have a dream where if some douche bag in the name of his stupid religion ever abuses his wife or daughter and God doesn’t strike him dead on the spot, that his wife or daughter will. Okay, maybe that’s too extreme. How about put him in an irreversible coma?

I have a dream!

A dream where the tide turns in the news cycle and we start hearing reports of molesting men going to an early grave instead of a good girl. A dream where if a girl tells her buddies that a guy is bothering her, her friends scare the living daylights out of him. Can I get a witness?

I have a dream where Christian parents will flush this “turn the other cheek” stuff down the crapper once and for all when it comes to their daughter being assaulted by an autoerotic mook trying to work out his Silence of the Lambs fantasy in real time.

I have a dream!

How did this dream come about? This holy vision came from God in direct response to my prayers over the cultural nightmare women in the US live with now, namely:

• One rape or sexual assault occurring every two minutes

• One violent crime occurring every five seconds

• 172 women being physically and/or sexually assaulted every hour

• 261,000 rapes and sexual assaults occurring in the US in 2006

• 2.8 percent of college women experiencing rape (according to a six-month US Department of Justice study) Continued...
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Doug Giles’ new book “A Time to Clash: Papers from a Provocative Pastor” is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles’ A Time to Clash is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s award winning talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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Reply # 208
Date: Mar 13, 2008 - 3:12 PM EST
Subject: Mr Difar you silly inaccurate man pt2
Guns are lethal weapons. People should have more initial & recurrent training to own a gun.

You're not for gun safety and training?

Seung-Hui Cho, Va Tech? Five 15 bullet clip Glock19 (w/ many clips). People should have a mental eval.

Call me crazy but crazy people should not have guns. An extensive background check, finger prints and training just like a concealed permit to own "hand machine guns".

If you don’t carry it, it can’t help you outside your home. Many places are no gun zones as YOU should know. If a gun is going to "protect", sitting in the closet is not going to help.

Home only defense? A 20", 12 gauge pump w/ double "00" at Walmart w/ 10 day wait.


Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, Columbine, Colorado:
Intratec TEC-DC9,
Hi-Point 995 Carbine,
Savage 67H pump-action shotgun,
Stevens 311D double barreled sawed-off

YEA FOR UNREGULATED GUN SHOWS?


>The introduction of the exception in the form
>of the UNC student is a typical deflection that
>has NOTHING to do with the topic.

Yes it has everything to do with the topic. GUNS CAN NOT ALWAYS SAVE YOUR ***. FACT. Police DIE all the time with their own gun; sometimes the gun is taken from them and used on Officer.

>There are always exceptions, and using her
>tragic story to defend your stupidity is
>usually the sort of nasty, pseudo -
>intellectual brinksmanship reserved for hard
>core Lefties. Nobody is selling overconfidence
>or invulnerability. You are making that up.

NAME CALLING, YOU SO SMART. I’m not making up anything. You're in a FOG of kool-aid drinking,

>Nobody here is arguing that the gun is the >solution to all that ills society; you are >making that up, too. Guns in the hands of >dirtbags are a problem, but the gun in the hand >of the lawful, trained citizen is not a >problem, pure and simple.

THE FIRST THING YOU SAID I AGREE WITH.
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Reply # 207
Date: Mar 13, 2008 - 2:44 PM EST
Mr Difar you silly inaccurate man pt1
>Mr Difar writes: Monday, March 10, 11:26PM
>Jetpilot's attempt at logic...
>Look, you are not "for" the Second Amendment.
>You are arguing against it. It matters not that
>you say you carry.

You're a mind reader? Yes my gun credibility does matter, I'm approved to carry a concealed gun. You? Don't dis me.

>Your silly and totally inaccurate arguments
>about kids and Tom Horn types.

You're either badly miss informed or a liar. Many kids die each year. GOOGLE IT! In 2000 174 kids (0-18) died from accident, including hunting. SO YOU'RE NOT FOR GUN SAFETY AND PROTECTING KIDS?

Tom Horn, Tx, executed two bumbling criminals robbing a neighbor. He chased them down & shot them dead. 911 TOLD HIM NOT TO DO IT. Yes drugs & stealing are crimes, but a death penalty is too great. "Deadly force is a last resort!"


>The evolution of the firearm, and the structure
>of and the definitions of the terms in the
>Second Amendment, as well as the changes in
>society and the demographics of the country,
>have all been discussed at length, to the
>extent that your statement about flintlocks and
>defending against other countries makes no
>sense at all.

Blaa blaa blaa, you comments are pure bull & gibberish. YOU NEED TO Wikipedia this or get a history lesson.

"The Second Amendment states, "A well regulated
Militia, being necessary to the security of a
free State, the right of the people to keep and
bear Arms, shall not be infringed." A militia is
defined as "the whole body of physically fit
civilians eligible by law for military service."
The term "militia" refers to the National Guard
not the individual citizen. (ratified 15 Dec 1791)."

Guns and the National Guard as we know it today,
did not exist.

The idea kids would have multi 17 round bullet clip auto Glocks was not thought of.
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