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Jonah Goldberg :: Townhall.com Columnist
ANWR Not the Frosty Paradise It's Cracked Up To Be
by Jonah Goldberg
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Are Barack Obama's friends -- like Bill Ayers -- legitimate political issues?

Sen. John McCain said this week he would not drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for the same reason he "would not drill in the Grand Canyon ... I believe this area should be kept pristine."

Pristine means unspoiled, virginal, in an original state.

One wonders how pristine the Grand Canyon can be if it has roughly 5 million visitors every year, rafting, hiking, picnicking and riding mules up one side and down the other. Campfires, RVs and motels that do not conjure the word "virginal" ring around large swaths of it.

This isn't to say that the Grand Canyon isn't a beautiful place; it inspires awe among those who visit it. ANWR (pronounced "AN-wahr) inspires awe almost entirely in those who haven't been there. It is an environmental Brigadoon or Shangri-La, a fabled land almost no one will ever see. That is its appeal. People like the idea that there are still Edens "out there" even if they will never, ever see them.

Indeed, if Americans could visit the north coast of Alaska, as I have, as easily as they can visit the Grand Canyon, the oil would be flowing by now.

ANWR is roughly the size of South Carolina, and it is spectacular. However, the area where, according to Department of Interior estimates, some 5.7 billion to 16 billion barrels of recoverable oil reside is much smaller and not necessarily as awe-inspiring. It would amount to the size of Dulles airport.

Question for McCain: Has South Carolina been ruined because it has an airport?

Most of the images of the proposed drilling area that people see on the evening news are misleading precisely because they tend to show the glorious parts of ANWR, even though that's not where the drilling would take place. Even when they position their cameras in the right location, producers tend to point them in the wrong direction. They point them south, toward the Brooks mountain range, rather than north, across the coastal plain where the drilling would be.

In summer, the coastal plain is mostly mosquito-plagued tundra and bogs. (The roughnecks at Prudhoe Bay joke that "life begins at 40" - because at 40 degrees, clouds of mosquitoes and other pests take flight from the ocean of puddles). In the winter, it reaches 70 degrees below zero (not counting wind chill, which brings it to 120 below) and is in round-the-clock darkness. Continued...

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Jonah Goldberg is editor-at-large of National Review Online.
 
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Subject: A Great Republican Protected ANWR.
Dwight D. Eisenhower, a great Republican, was responsible for setting aside the 19,049,236 acres of pristine land for federal protection. His administration did it for a reason: to protect it against short-sighted people like yourself, Mr. Goldberg.

Quit blaming the energy crisis on Democrats. It's our country's thirst for oil, the unrest in the Middle East and overall global demand that has led us down this path.

It has been proven time and time again that drilling in ANWR will do nothing to stave the avalanche we've created by depleting this planet of oil. It has also been proven, time and time again, just how horribly even the smallest disaster (the Exxon Valdez) can affect Alaska.

Are human beings such a global virus that we can't leave just one prestine area alone? Are we so bereft of ideas that our only answer to our energy crisis is to drill fruitlessly?

ANWR lie
Why does everyone let the media and liberals off the hook for showing beautiful mountainous valleys and meadows as being 'ANWR' when talking about drilling there? It's like showing photos of Yellowstone to keep people from drilling in downtown Detroit.
This is what the proposed drilling area really looks like:
http://www.anwr.org/gallery/images/48-Coastal_Plain_summer. jpg
This pristine wilderness is sooo beautiful!
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